please don’t

—me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games  (via pudingu)

(Source: r18emalf, via kaineparkerr)

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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(via imactuallycoldandbitter)

whovianletthedaleksout:

where are all those bad teenagers who were gonna offer me drugs and take me to parties that my parents warned me about when I was younger 

(Source: wheresagnes, via imactuallycoldandbitter)

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

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Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

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Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

(via imactuallycoldandbitter)

faultyfox:

demigodofhoolemere:

i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus

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do you guys see what i’m getting at

YES

(via rainymeadows)

maedhrys:

Ravenclaws that go through existential crises every other week because of things they’re reading though

  • like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE POTIONS HOMEWORK? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OTHER MEANS OF TORTURE ARE ACTUALLY MORE ETHICAL THAN THE CRUCIATUS AND IF NOT THEN WHY ARE THEY LEGAL”
  • or “I AM CALLING OFF QUIDDITCH PRACTICE TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WHY QUIDDITCH IS DIVIDED BY HOUSES”
  • or “I CAN’T GO TO RUNES BECAUSE I AM TOO UPSET ABOUT WITCH HUNTS IN THE MIDDLE AGES; IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE JUST IMAGINE IT”
  • or “BUT WHY IS OUR CURRENCY SO ILLOGICAL CAN’T WE FIX IT”
  • or “HOW DOES MAGIC GET PASSED DOWN BUT THEN ALSO APPEAR AT RANDOM NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT IS IT IN OUR BODIES OR IN OUR MINDS OR WHAT” (just calm down and come to transfiguration okay) “I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND I WILL NOT COME TO TRANSFIGURATION”
  • "IF YOU VANISH A THING AND CONJURE IT AGAIN IS IT THE SAME MATTER" "IS IT THE SAME ESSENCE" (it’s okay. just vanish the pincushion) "IT’S NOT OKAY"

(via hermionegrangerandarocketship)

So you guys were, like, locked up for fifteen years, huh? That must’ve been, like, crazy boring. I mean, what did you do with all that time?

(Source: bbolinn, via kaineparkerr)

it’s a constant struggle

(Source: snacksandharts, via bitings-excellent)

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(Source: rosereturns, via irwindylan)

imagineyuorotp:

imagine your otp meeting each other for the first time, at night, in the woods, while both trying to dispose of their freshly killed corpses

(via neurosquared)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY

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